Thursday, February 27, 2014

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali

Now HEARS a fite that Deb culd like NOT win yo OMG!

Sorta makes me umhappy 2C Ali's feats chained up like that,
evan if he IS belting my sis acrossed 14th Street yo OMG!

OMG Lovers Im like supar mega bizzy 2day but I got my dubble mega badass homegirl PATT 2 like filler in 4 me on tha Tweeter 2day yo!
It's a like conservative shouout day so like if ur Liberal,
we'll CU 2moro 4 our ULTRA triple badasserest #FollowFriday yo OMG!
2moro we got a ACTUL RECORDERING of MOI in a like MEATING with a like BIG TV executory L8Y frm YSTRDY yo OMG!!
U'll get 2 here like tha ACTUL PITCH I gave in their yo OMG BADASS
That will all B @ 2moro yo OMG Yay!

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

U Wish U Wer Us Yo!

OMG LOVERS its ME, Alicia American Yay!
OMG I got a like mega-bizzery day 2day so my idot sis Deb is guna like
do tha like tweeter 4 me yo. B nice 2 her, she has a like small brane yo LOL!

OMG so we hav a like badass like photo series B-low about this like totelly magical thing in NYC,
but FIRST I wana show u my new fave thing in tha world yo!
Fan art of MOI by Nina a/k/a Misery Fox Yay!
She's tha badass chik who startered my like facebook celebrity page yo OMG!
!!!!!!!OMG TYSM Nina OMG!!!!!!
 OMG lookit theirs Deb with tha magical mistycal
"Oroboros of Petco"
(or @ leest thats wat me & Deb call it LOL!)
Its tha cymbal of renewel--
NYC alwheys dyes & coms back NEW
cuz NYC is tha most badass place EVAR yo OMG!
This thing is like BIG yo OMG!
 Hears tha like MAGICAL part tho:
Tha tip of tha snake's tale loox just like that like BILDING
ovar their yo OMG!
That's sum serius Scott Wolter crap rite THEIR yo OMG!
OMG this statue like makes scents only in this 1 spot on tha HOLE PLANIT.
4 (a lil bit of) more imfo go 2:
OMG Thanx agen Nina!!!!!
B Nice 2 Deb 2day evry1

Monday, February 24, 2014

Bob Pagani Brunch Pic yo!

Clik 2 Inlarge yo
Aftr church ystrdy, me & Deb wer like wandrerering around tha Villidge rite?
& like OMG we came upon a like RESTRAUNT nameded aftr our upcomering podcast gest
Mister Pagani is coming on our show soon 2 tell us about how he is workering with tha Kaufman family 2 try 2 get Andy Kaufman in tha like wrassling Hall of Flame yo #BADASS

But like AFTR I noticeded tha NAME of tha place is PAGANI,

R U sitting DOWN?

OMG I havant had pancakes in like SO LONG yo OMG.

OMG Yes I 8 their & yes its like FUNtastic yo!

So 2day, Those American Girls say
TYSM 2 Bob Pagani 4 tha badass BRUNCH yo OMG Yay!

We luv u Mister Pagani! XOXOXOXO

Sunday, February 23, 2014


 Clik any panel 2 Inlarge yo


this wk yo OMG
#Shockering #Badass
C U on tha tweeter! XOXO

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Importent Party Pix

Email from February 20, 2014 7:55 am to Peter Bernard cc: Patt Riot: 

1st of all tho B4 I say anything I gotta giv a big shoutout 2
@ Funked Up Radio
who is like SO megabadass yo OMG!
Pls followerize him on tha tweeter:
We like LUV u Mister Mojo!! XOXOXOXO
Speakering of peeps we like LUV,
Happity Thurzdy 2 @BobSeaPort on tha tweeter yo!

 OMG so of coarse tha BIG news is that me & Deb went 2 a like big importent society party in tha like cartoon reality last nite yo!
U mite not reckanize any of theze faces but TRUST me their like IMPORTENT in SHOW BIZ yo!
Well-- in our like cartoon reality anyhow LOL!
Like tha only offars we got @ tha par-tay from dudes wer like intern jobs LOL but we havant bin back in cartoon land long enuff 4 peeps 2 like reelize how like IMPORTENT we R yet LOL!
Like Deb's alredery a MODAL yo not a INTERN LOL
oh well giv us thyme & we'll blow there minds! XOXO

Speakering of blowing minds, I just like LUV tha new blog by @CasualMeyhem on tha tweeter yo!
So munch imfact that I want u, Patt (my assistent back in ur humen world if u dont know), 2 like link 2 it 2day from my like CONSERVATORY #tcot BLOG yo OMG Yay!
If ur not in tha T-Party tho, u shuld like NOT clink on that link LOL!
I meen my sis Deb duz like NOT agree w/CM @ ALL yo LOL!
If ur not in tha T-Party, I still like LUV u tho cuz like I'm Alicia AMERICAN not Alicia REPUBLICAN yo! Like our music is 4 EVRYBODY so pls chek that out @ insted of readering our #tcot blog Yay!

OMG so 2moro we got a BRAND NEW PODCAST plus 2moro we got
by Peter Bernard his or herSELF yo OMG Yay!

Happity Thurzday from cartoon land lovers!!! XOXOXOXOXO

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Giant Ice Cream, Bob Casale Mourned

ABUV: U can tell ur like in Cartoon Reality wen you find giant ice creem sodas on tha like SIDEWALK yo OMG! That's Y me & Deb like carry GIANT STRAWS with us yo LOL!

Email from Alicia American to Peter Bernard, cc: Patt Riot, Wednesday, February 19th, 2014, 9:31 am:


So like weR hear in Cartoon Land as U can C frum like tha pix we R inclosing.
Pls uze tha ice creem 1 1st & pls hav those like COMIX reddy by Friday TYSM xoxo

Me & Deb R like totelly BUMMD by Bob 2 from DEVO dying.
Our LEEST-FAVE thing about humens is wen u guys go ahed & like DYE yo.
Its like SO RUDE.
Don't u know how munch peeps like LUV u?
Us cartunes dont like age or dye, its like FAR more cilivized!
Well, x-sept 4 those like nut jobs ovar in like Gasoleen Ally yo LOL.
2 say that DEVO is a big influenza on me & Deb is 2 like undart8 tha case.
Tha FAX of tha mattar R this:
Lots of peeps imit8 Those American Girls but Those American Girls imit8 DEVO.
Each membr of DEVO is/was a rilly speshal artist, a reel stylist & innov8or.
Thay alwys hid B-hind comady & made themselfs look tha same & downplayd how talanted thay wer but 2 othar musicalicians, thay wer/stil R a huge like GUIDING LITE.
But not like tha like SOAP OPARA yo LOL!
We luv u Bob 2! We hope ur in Heven now unless u wer a atheist in wich case--
no, let's just leeve it at "We hope ur in Heven now"
TY 4 all ur amazering work-- not just on DEVO but 4 TV & West Andersen movies ect.
Gud nite, Bob 2, we will luv u 4evar <3

OMG pls tell Sheila AJ on tha tweeter that altho its snowery hear 2, tha Cartoon Mayor has d-clared that startering 2moro, all Cartoon charactars can legally ware there like summar cloze LOL. D-pending on if tha script calls 4 it, u undarstand #Cartoon Rules

OMG Pls tell DLueking that me & Deb say "HAPPITY WENZDAY, PUPPITY!" Than tell him we like give him like smoochez all ovar his hed yo LOL

OMG its Hauntery Humpday back in NYC rite? OMG tell Bigfoot__ & Tha Helmey & MQ Twiry & Ghost Hunterer Walt that we say, "AAAHH! LOOKIT B-HIND U! A gh-gh-gh-gh-GHOST!!"
Than tell em we wer just jokering LOL!

Tell Speedkid in Englend that he's not aloud 2 like Lucy more then he likes me. >:(

Tell Corprel Soletrain me & Deb say "Semper Fi" xoxo

Dont 4get 2 tell Metal Tyrent Blud Oath we sed "ROK ON MUCKA FUTHA XOXO!"

Oh-- tell Casual Meyhem that Patt will do a #tcot day Thurzday & she'll like run his 2sday column on Thurz Yay!

Tell Turner Tasha I dreemed her name was rilly like Tasha Turner yo! #DreemsRWeerd

Tell Dillon Frankenstine that we luv him & hope he stays out of Drunkan Donuts LOL

Tell Jeff Floro we luv him & axe him if he wants 2 play on any of our new songs yo.

Tell Ted Egger sumthing 2 confuze him (this will not B hard).

OK more pix 2moro-- I want @ leest 1 pic per day on tha tweeter-- evan Thurzdys & wknds yo! We can chek humen tweeter each nite @ midnite so tell evry1 we luv them & hav like LOTS of megabadass news coming up VRY VRY SOON OMG YAY!

Deb sez she luvs u all but I was GUNNA say that B4 she sed it, so rilly, she's like copying me yo!

Alicia (+ Deb)

Tuesday, February 18, 2014


Me & Deb took our Daddy's like priv8 jet back 2 Cartune World 2 like go work on our carears yo!
OMG Deb kept saying she saw a like MONSTAR out tha like WINDOW
but I dunno, nun of tha REST of us saw it LOL #ShesCrizazy
OMG So weR guna B staying in Cartune NYC.
Its tha same as regular NYC except nun of u humans R their, only
Cartunes like us & Peter Porker yo!
WeR workering on our next ALL DANCE album & our TV pitches 2 get more famus in ur human world.
Whilst in Cartuneland we will B sending our Managar (who is back in ur reelity) 1 or more pix per day 2 post so our fans can like keep up with us. We cant post on social media til we get back L8R in tha yeer tho so we hope u guys R all nice 2 our Streat Teem Krew who will B fillering in Yay!
OMG I almost 4got tha BIGGEREST NEWS OF ALL yo OMG!!
feeturing singering by me, Deb, Lucy deLeche & Annamarie MacLeod
& producered by Peter Bernard Yay!
Lissin 4 FREE, bye 4 a buck @ this url:
OMG We luv u lovers!
Wish us luck on tha tweeter or fb & we'll like respond thru our comix & pix yo!
Alicia (+ my idiot sis Deb) <3

Sunday, February 9, 2014

C-c-c-c-c-cold Sunday

OMG its like c-c-c-c-c-c-c-COLD out yo OMG!
Can't tha Mayor like make it WARMERER on SUNDAYS yo?
Is he anti-church or sumthing? OMG SMH ucch

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

OMG Snow Day Pix OMG

OMG my sis Deb luvs tha snow cuz she duznt haf2 like SHUVEL it LOL
 OMG Lovers it was like so snowery ystrdy OMG yo srsly!
I like TOTELLY steppeded in this like puddle yo (not shown hear)!
In NYC it can look like ur steppin on sum like slushy snow but than like
wen u actully STEP in2 it? Like its a like foot-deep puddle of iced watar yo!
OMG I think tha Rampler did a wepisode about this, its 1 of tha like only bad things about NYC yo.
So like we wer like GUNA take more pix but those bootys R apparintly like NOT watar-prooft ucch!
So like we hedded back 2 my place & I maid Deb massadge my like frostbitey toes 4 2 hole hrs yo!
It left a impression on both of us yo! OMG Watar proofering is a priorety frm now on 4 both of us Yay! 

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Supar Bowel Alley or whatevs

OMG So me & Deb went 2C tha Puppity Bowl Live in Times Sq but un4tun8ly it was like SOULED OUT & like tha abuv is as far as we got Boo! :(
So we went outside & their wer all theze like GIANT TEMPARERRY BLDNGS
all bilt in the middle of tha streat, all like 3 or 5 storys tall OMG LOL!
 OMG thay evan had this like 27 story tall taboggan slide yo LOL OMG
OMG Thay had a fake snow makering machene @ tha bottem of tha taboggan thing & Deb like fell in luv with it yo LOL! Now she wants a fake snow makering machene 4 her like loft in Crooklyn LOL LOL!
 Now hear R sum REEL heros-- NYC Firedudes yo! #BADASS
 OMG CAMRAS! Hello camras! I like luv u camras! XOXOXOXO
 OMG tha best thing about all this is that tha NFL was 4ced 2 put up there own STREAT SIGNS sinse as I've conplaned meny times, we hardly hav any streat signs LEFT in NYC yo ucch!
If tha orgenizars of this was SMRT thay wulda maid part of tha deel that tha NFL byes NYC a buncha new streat signs yo srsly OMG 4 reelz
 OMG so Deb found tha CNN makeup tent & got like all xsightered.
 Hear she is watching sum1 get maid up 4 CNN.
Y is this intrerestering 2 her?
She puts on make up evry day yo <:(
 OMG Pepci Cola is trying 2 talk like me & Deb so that peeps think there badass yo LOL
 Sciantists say standing 2 close 2 giant TV bars can B bad 4 ur I's yo OMG!!!

All tha cops stayd on 1 block by tha Police Station.
Hay u gotta stik 2gethar-- its DANGERUS out their yo OMG!!
 This is 4 Bob C-Port on tha tweeter.
I almost felll off this thing, so I hope ur happity with this Bob!
No whey MI gettin back up on that OMG

 Happity Supar Bowel Sundy Evry1!
& if u dont like feetsball, than chek out my badass