Sunday, March 16, 2014

New Church Pic & Happity St Paddys Day yo!

OMG Happity St Paddys Day yo OMG!
Our Sundy Comix will return Next Wk
but we've gottan lotsa complaits that peeps miss tha Church Pix
so hears a new 1 Yay!
OMG Happity Sunday Evry1!!
XOXOXOXOXO

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

OMG SCARYOKE in Times Square yo OMG SPOOKERY!

OMG LOVERS we played hockey frm work ystrdy & we went like
all around town yo cuz it was rilly WARM OUT OMG!
1 of tha places we went 2 was tha Ultra-Spookery SCARYOKE
in Times Square yo!
Chekitout, this is wat happand (comics B-low)



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Sunday, March 9, 2014

OMG LOVERS! Tha horror tha horror



OMG LOVERS!!!
This was my day on like Friday or whatevar yo OMG.
Than ystrdy me & Lucy got 40 thouzend vues on fb
w/our new like bikini pix yo.
But like 2moro I gotta go like work in a stupit like OFFICE
insted of workering on my like ROK STAR DREEMZ.
It just only makes me dubble ultra xtra movit8ed 2 suxeed tho yo!
OMG BADASS MUZIC NEWS FRM US SOON YAY!
We luv u all!
XOXOXOXOXO

Saturday, March 8, 2014

New "Rock" Star

OMG LOVERS!
Thats like MOI imit8ing a ad 4 Bloomys yo LOL!
Im huggering tha AM Dailey newspapr cuz of that
like BADASS HEDLINE yo OMG Yay!

So like yestrdy I smellabr8ed Intl Womens Day by posering 4 Bikini Pix w/my homegirl Lucy deLeche yo! This pic: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=630205103718993&id=195036640552976 got 18,000 vues & ovar 100 LIKES & this OTHAR bikini pic of me & Lucy:
https://www.facebook.com/ThoseAmericanGirls/posts/630217207051116?
got 13,000 vues & ovar 400 LIKES yo OMG Yay!
So weR guna hav Lucy back 4 a new Bikinery podcast each munth 4 tha next few munths yo!
If u wanna lissen 2 me & Lucy actoring in our bikinis, chek out our 1st Bikinery Podcast hear:
http://thoseamericangirls.blogspot.com/2014/03/lucy-alicia-bikini-pix-radio-show-yo.html
OMG TYSM 4 SUPPORTERING US EVRY1 OMG YAY!

2day in our continued smellabration of Intl Womens Day, me & Deb R goin SHOPPERING @ Bloomys yo #MegaBadass

Hav urself a like PRO-FEMALE DAY yo! #BADASS
XOXOXOXO We Luv U All! XOXOXOXO

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Those American Girls Comics CONTINUE Hooray!

OMG Its me Debbie American Hooray!
Im not in 2day's comix but there like badass anywy LOL!!

Join me on tha tweeter 2day wear Im fillering in 4 Lee & Patt yo! #MEGABADASS
If u mist part 1 of this manga, pls go HEAR 2 reed it Hooray!











OMG YO OMG!!

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Dawn in NYC

 
NYC sky deckd out p8rioticly in red witen blue on մşą2§Ժąɣ™


Pix by our muzic producerer #BADASS

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Debbie American vs. Muhammad Ali

Now HEARS a fite that Deb culd like NOT win yo OMG!

Sorta makes me umhappy 2C Ali's feats chained up like that,
evan if he IS belting my sis acrossed 14th Street yo OMG!

OMG Lovers Im like supar mega bizzy 2day but I got my dubble mega badass homegirl PATT 2 like filler in 4 me on tha Tweeter 2day yo!
It's a like conservative shouout day so like if ur Liberal,
we'll CU 2moro 4 our ULTRA triple badasserest #FollowFriday yo OMG!
2moro we got a ACTUL RECORDERING of MOI in a like MEATING with a like BIG TV executory L8Y frm YSTRDY yo OMG!!
U'll get 2 here like tha ACTUL PITCH I gave in their yo OMG BADASS
That will all B @ http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com 2moro yo OMG Yay!


Wednesday, February 26, 2014

U Wish U Wer Us Yo!

OMG LOVERS its ME, Alicia American Yay!
OMG I got a like mega-bizzery day 2day so my idot sis Deb is guna like
do tha like tweeter 4 me yo. B nice 2 her, she has a like small brane yo LOL!

OMG so we hav a like badass like photo series B-low about this like totelly magical thing in NYC,
but FIRST I wana show u my new fave thing in tha world yo!
Fan art of MOI by Nina a/k/a Misery Fox Yay!
She's tha badass chik who startered my like facebook celebrity page yo OMG!
!!!!!!!OMG TYSM Nina OMG!!!!!!
 OMG lookit theirs Deb with tha magical mistycal
"Oroboros of Petco"
(or @ leest thats wat me & Deb call it LOL!)
Its tha cymbal of renewel--
NYC alwheys dyes & coms back NEW
cuz NYC is tha most badass place EVAR yo OMG!
This thing is like BIG yo OMG!
 Hears tha like MAGICAL part tho:
Tha tip of tha snake's tale loox just like that like BILDING
ovar their yo OMG!
That's sum serius Scott Wolter crap rite THEIR yo OMG!
OMG this statue like makes scents only in this 1 spot on tha HOLE PLANIT.
4 (a lil bit of) more imfo go 2: http://newyorkarttours.com/blog/?tag=ouroboros
#BADASS
OMG Thanx agen Nina!!!!!
B Nice 2 Deb 2day evry1
& hav a Gr8 HAUNTED HUMPDAY!
XOXOXOXO
~Alicia~

Monday, February 24, 2014

Bob Pagani Brunch Pic yo!

Clik 2 Inlarge yo
OMG LOVERS!!
Aftr church ystrdy, me & Deb wer like wandrerering around tha Villidge rite?
& like OMG we came upon a like RESTRAUNT nameded aftr our upcomering podcast gest
BOB PAGANI!
Mister Pagani is coming on our show soon 2 tell us about how he is workering with tha Kaufman family 2 try 2 get Andy Kaufman in tha like wrassling Hall of Flame yo #BADASS

But like AFTR I noticeded tha NAME of tha place is PAGANI,
THAN Deb ditz-covard tha like MOST AMAZERING MYRACLE OF ALL YO!

R U sitting DOWN?

PAGANI servs GLUTAN-FREE PANCAKES YO!!
OMG I havant had pancakes in like SO LONG yo OMG.

OMG Yes I 8 their & yes its like FUNtastic yo!

So 2day, Those American Girls say
TYSM 2 Bob Pagani 4 tha badass BRUNCH yo OMG Yay!

We luv u Mister Pagani! XOXOXOXO

Sunday, February 23, 2014

OUR 1st SUNDAY COMICS YO!

 Clik any panel 2 Inlarge yo

OMG HAPPITY SUNDAY EVRY1!
NEW COMICS THIS WK
& New PODCAST FRIDAY

PLUS:
omg
WeR FINELLY gunna go on GOGGLE PLUS
this wk yo OMG
#Shockering #Badass
WE LUV U ALL! XOXOXOXO
C U on tha tweeter! XOXO

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Importent Party Pix

Email from AliciaAmerican@gmail.com February 20, 2014 7:55 am to Peter Bernard cc: Patt Riot: 


OMG THINGS R LIKE SO EXSIGHTERING YO OMG!
1st of all tho B4 I say anything I gotta giv a big shoutout 2
MISTER MOJO
@ Funked Up Radio
who is like SO megabadass yo OMG!
Pls followerize him on tha tweeter:
We like LUV u Mister Mojo!! XOXOXOXO
Speakering of peeps we like LUV,
Happity Thurzdy 2 @BobSeaPort on tha tweeter yo!
OMG we LUV U SO MUNCH MR C-PORT XOXOXOXO

 OMG so of coarse tha BIG news is that me & Deb went 2 a like big importent society party in tha like cartoon reality last nite yo!
U mite not reckanize any of theze faces but TRUST me their like IMPORTENT in SHOW BIZ yo!
Well-- in our like cartoon reality anyhow LOL!
Like tha only offars we got @ tha par-tay from dudes wer like intern jobs LOL but we havant bin back in cartoon land long enuff 4 peeps 2 like reelize how like IMPORTENT we R yet LOL!
Like Deb's alredery a MODAL yo not a INTERN LOL
oh well giv us thyme & we'll blow there minds! XOXO

Speakering of blowing minds, I just like LUV tha new blog by @CasualMeyhem on tha tweeter yo!
So munch imfact that I want u, Patt (my assistent back in ur humen world if u dont know), 2 like link 2 it 2day from my like CONSERVATORY #tcot BLOG yo OMG Yay!
If ur not in tha T-Party tho, u shuld like NOT clink on that link LOL!
I meen my sis Deb duz like NOT agree w/CM @ ALL yo LOL!
If ur not in tha T-Party, I still like LUV u tho cuz like I'm Alicia AMERICAN not Alicia REPUBLICAN yo! Like our music is 4 EVRYBODY so pls chek that out @
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.bandcamp.com insted of readering our #tcot blog Yay!

OMG so 2moro we got a BRAND NEW PODCAST plus 2moro we got
BRAND NEW THOSE AMERICAN GIRLS COMIC STRIP
by Peter Bernard his or herSELF yo OMG Yay!

Happity Thurzday from cartoon land lovers!!! XOXOXOXOXO
http://ThoseAmericanGirls.com

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Giant Ice Cream, Bob Casale Mourned

ABUV: U can tell ur like in Cartoon Reality wen you find giant ice creem sodas on tha like SIDEWALK yo OMG! That's Y me & Deb like carry GIANT STRAWS with us yo LOL!

Email from Alicia American to Peter Bernard, cc: Patt Riot, Wednesday, February 19th, 2014, 9:31 am:

OMG!

So like weR hear in Cartoon Land as U can C frum like tha pix we R inclosing.
Pls uze tha ice creem 1 1st & pls hav those like COMIX reddy by Friday TYSM xoxo

Me & Deb R like totelly BUMMD by Bob 2 from DEVO dying.
Our LEEST-FAVE thing about humens is wen u guys go ahed & like DYE yo.
Its like SO RUDE.
Don't u know how munch peeps like LUV u?
Us cartunes dont like age or dye, its like FAR more cilivized!
Well, x-sept 4 those like nut jobs ovar in like Gasoleen Ally yo LOL.
2 say that DEVO is a big influenza on me & Deb is 2 like undart8 tha case.
Tha FAX of tha mattar R this:
Lots of peeps imit8 Those American Girls but Those American Girls imit8 DEVO.
#Truth
Each membr of DEVO is/was a rilly speshal artist, a reel stylist & innov8or.
Thay alwys hid B-hind comady & made themselfs look tha same & downplayd how talanted thay wer but 2 othar musicalicians, thay wer/stil R a huge like GUIDING LITE.
But not like tha like SOAP OPARA yo LOL!
We luv u Bob 2! We hope ur in Heven now unless u wer a atheist in wich case--
no, let's just leeve it at "We hope ur in Heven now"
TY 4 all ur amazering work-- not just on DEVO but 4 TV & West Andersen movies ect.
Gud nite, Bob 2, we will luv u 4evar <3


OMG pls tell Sheila AJ on tha tweeter that altho its snowery hear 2, tha Cartoon Mayor has d-clared that startering 2moro, all Cartoon charactars can legally ware there like summar cloze LOL. D-pending on if tha script calls 4 it, u undarstand #Cartoon Rules

OMG Pls tell DLueking that me & Deb say "HAPPITY WENZDAY, PUPPITY!" Than tell him we like give him like smoochez all ovar his hed yo LOL

OMG its Hauntery Humpday back in NYC rite? OMG tell Bigfoot__ & Tha Helmey & MQ Twiry & Ghost Hunterer Walt that we say, "AAAHH! LOOKIT B-HIND U! A gh-gh-gh-gh-GHOST!!"
Than tell em we wer just jokering LOL!
LOL!

Tell Speedkid in Englend that he's not aloud 2 like Lucy more then he likes me. >:(

Tell Corprel Soletrain me & Deb say "Semper Fi" xoxo

Dont 4get 2 tell Metal Tyrent Blud Oath we sed "ROK ON MUCKA FUTHA XOXO!"

Oh-- tell Casual Meyhem that Patt will do a #tcot day Thurzday & she'll like run his 2sday column on Thurz Yay!

Tell Turner Tasha I dreemed her name was rilly like Tasha Turner yo! #DreemsRWeerd

Tell Dillon Frankenstine that we luv him & hope he stays out of Drunkan Donuts LOL

Tell Jeff Floro we luv him & axe him if he wants 2 play on any of our new songs yo.

Tell Ted Egger sumthing 2 confuze him (this will not B hard).

OK more pix 2moro-- I want @ leest 1 pic per day on tha tweeter-- evan Thurzdys & wknds yo! We can chek humen tweeter each nite @ midnite so tell evry1 we luv them & hav like LOTS of megabadass news coming up VRY VRY SOON OMG YAY!

Deb sez she luvs u all but I was GUNNA say that B4 she sed it, so rilly, she's like copying me yo!

XOXOXOXOXOXO
Alicia (+ Deb)






Tuesday, February 18, 2014

RITE ON RITE ON



OMG LOVERS!
Me & Deb took our Daddy's like priv8 jet back 2 Cartune World 2 like go work on our carears yo!
OMG Deb kept saying she saw a like MONSTAR out tha like WINDOW
but I dunno, nun of tha REST of us saw it LOL #ShesCrizazy
OMG So weR guna B staying in Cartune NYC.
Its tha same as regular NYC except nun of u humans R their, only
Cartunes like us & Peter Porker yo!
WeR workering on our next ALL DANCE album & our TV pitches 2 get more famus in ur human world.
Whilst in Cartuneland we will B sending our Managar (who is back in ur reelity) 1 or more pix per day 2 post so our fans can like keep up with us. We cant post on social media til we get back L8R in tha yeer tho so we hope u guys R all nice 2 our Streat Teem Krew who will B fillering in Yay!
OMG I almost 4got tha BIGGEREST NEWS OF ALL yo OMG!!
BRAND NEW SONG
RITE ON RITE ON
feeturing singering by me, Deb, Lucy deLeche & Annamarie MacLeod
& producered by Peter Bernard Yay!
Lissin 4 FREE, bye 4 a buck @ this url:
http://thoseamericangirls.bandcamp.com/track/rite-on-rite-on
OMG We luv u lovers!
Wish us luck on tha tweeter or fb & we'll like respond thru our comix & pix yo!
XOXOXOXOXO
Alicia (+ my idiot sis Deb) <3