C-c-c-c-c-cold Sunday

OMG its like c-c-c-c-c-c-c-COLD out yo OMG!
Can't tha Mayor like make it WARMERER on SUNDAYS yo?
Is he anti-church or sumthing? OMG SMH ucch

OMG Snow Day Pix OMG

OMG my sis Deb luvs tha snow cuz she duznt haf2 like SHUVEL it LOL

 OMG Lovers it was like so snowery ystrdy OMG yo srsly!
I like TOTELLY steppeded in this like puddle yo (not shown hear)!
In NYC it can look like ur steppin on sum like slushy snow but than like
wen u actully STEP in2 it? Like its a like foot-deep puddle of iced watar yo!
OMG I think tha Rampler did a wepisode about this, its 1 of tha like only bad things about NYC yo.
So like we wer like GUNA take more pix but those bootys R apparintly like NOT watar-prooft ucch!
So like we hedded back 2 my place & I maid Deb massadge my like frostbitey toes 4 2 hole hrs yo!
It left a impression on both of us yo! OMG Watar proofering is a priorety frm now on 4 both of us Yay! 

Supar Bowel Alley or whatevs

OMG So me & Deb went 2C tha Puppity Bowl Live in Times Sq but un4tun8ly it was like SOULED OUT & like tha abuv is as far as we got Boo! :(

So we went outside & their wer all theze like GIANT TEMPARERRY BLDNGS

all bilt in the middle of tha streat, all like 3 or 5 storys tall OMG LOL!

 OMG thay evan had this like 27 story tall taboggan slide yo LOL OMG

OMG Thay had a fake snow makering machene @ tha bottem of tha taboggan thing & Deb like fell in luv with it yo LOL! Now she wants a fake snow makering machene 4 her like loft in Crooklyn LOL LOL!

 Now hear R sum REEL heros-- NYC Firedudes yo! #BADASS

 OMG CAMRAS! Hello camras! I like luv u camras! XOXOXOXO

 OMG tha best thing about all this is that tha NFL was 4ced 2 put up there own STREAT SIGNS sinse as I've conplaned meny times, we hardly hav any streat signs LEFT in NYC yo ucch!
If tha orgenizars of this was SMRT thay wulda maid part of tha deel that tha NFL byes NYC a buncha new streat signs yo srsly OMG 4 reelz

 OMG so Deb found tha CNN makeup tent & got like all xsightered.

 Hear she is watching sum1 get maid up 4 CNN.
Y is this intrerestering 2 her?
She puts on make up evry day yo <:(

 OMG Pepci Cola is trying 2 talk like me & Deb so that peeps think there badass yo LOL

 Sciantists say standing 2 close 2 giant TV bars can B bad 4 ur I's yo OMG!!!

All tha cops stayd on 1 block by tha Police Station.
Hay u gotta stik 2gethar-- its DANGERUS out their yo OMG!!

 This is 4 Bob C-Port on tha tweeter.
I almost felll off this thing, so I hope ur happity with this Bob!
No whey MI gettin back up on that OMG

#RixkingMyLife

 USA! USA! USA!

 Happity Supar Bowel Sundy Evry1!
& if u dont like feetsball, than chek out my badass
ALTERN8IVS 2 THA SUPAR BOWEL 2014 YAY!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Those AMANGAcan Girls yo OMG!

OMG my 1st Dzine 4 a like manga version of us drawered by ME Debbie American Hooray!

Happity Sunday Yay!

Happity Sunday Evry1!! XOXOXO

Happity Sunday tha 12th yo OMG!!

OMG Happity Sundy Evry1 OMG!

Happity 1st Sundy of 2014 yo Hooray!

 Happity Sundy yo OMG Hooray!

XOXOXOXOXO

Happity Sunday Aftr Christmas yo OMG

Abuv: Us comin back frm church yo!
OMG we hope u had a badass Christmas yo OMG!
Don't 4get we hav our 9-song Christmas EP FREE @
ThoseAmericanGirls.com til New Yrs Day ONLY!
Hav u lissind 2 our amazering Christmas intervu withLYDIA CORNELL yet?
How bout our fasten8ing intervu with tha hed writerer ofCourage tha Cowherdly Dog yo?
OMG U shuld catch up on our podcasts during ur holiday brake yo OMG LOL!
We'll hav a HAPPITY NEW YR podcast on Jan 1st so C U than
XOXOXOXO

PROOF of BIGFOOT in NYC??

OMG Is this PROOF of BIGFOOT in NYC???
Considaring that theirs only 1 feetprint, U gotta figure his stride must B like PRITTY LONG YO!
My best gesstim8 rite now is that he's probly like
ELEVENTY FEAT TALL yo OMG!

 Abuv: Close up of feetprint

 Abuv: That same feetprint agen

 ABUV: Now this part is dubble-extra mocha shockering yo!
Furthar down tha SAME BLOCK, just as we was axing each othar "Wear culd Bigfoot like LIVE around hear?" we spotted this like OTHAR Bigfoot feetprint OMG!
But tha most shockering fact of ALL????

 OMG That feetprint leeds str8 2 a like BORDED UP ABANDUNT BILDING OMG!
OMG How culd Bigfoot get past tha like woodan chaned-up door yo?
All we can figure is that he musta used his like ALIAN POWARS & like u know mind-melded rite thru tha doorwhey yo Hooray!
OMG we luv u Bigfoot!
Injoy ur stay in NYC! XOXOXOXOXOXO

Snow Day in NYC yo omg

We keep tryina take pix in tha snow but than it turns rainery or wen it loox snowery, it duznt come out in tha pix yo! OMG we'll like keep tryin tho LOL #SnowDay

OMG Happity Sunday OMG!

OMG Happity Sunday evry1 OMG!

OMG Freezering our buns off goin 2 church yo omg

OMG Its so freezering out 2day yo but u cant tell it in this pic becuz weR such prafesshenels OMG.

Butiful Sunrize in NYC Yay!

It was a butiful sunrize in NYC this AM yo OMG Yay!

Me & Deb took tha mrning 2 ourselfs & walkd around Manhatten freezering 2gethar #FUN

Neon Glowery Hallawean Party OMG

OMG LOVERS We went 2 sum BADASS partys on Hallawean yo OMG!
Including this like badassneon glowery party yo OMG!

Happy Hallawean 2013 OMG Yay!

OMG so we went 2 theze partys last nite?
But like I went as Deb & Deb went as MOI yo!
Chekit out! Thay had tha like ESB in orenge 4 Hallawean AWWW!