Sunday, January 5, 2014

Happity 1st Sundy of 2014 yo Hooray!

 Happity Sundy yo OMG Hooray!
XOXOXOXOXO

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Happity Sunday Aftr Christmas yo OMG

Abuv: Us comin back frm church yo!
OMG we hope u had a badass Christmas yo OMG!
Don't 4get we hav our 9-song Christmas EP FREE @
ThoseAmericanGirls.com til New Yrs Day ONLY!
Hav u lissind 2 our amazering Christmas intervu withLYDIA CORNELL yet?
How bout our fasten8ing intervu with tha hed writerer ofCourage tha Cowherdly Dog yo?
OMG U shuld catch up on our podcasts during ur holiday brake yo OMG LOL!
We'll hav a HAPPITY NEW YR podcast on Jan 1st so C U than
XOXOXOXO

Sunday, December 15, 2013

PROOF of BIGFOOT in NYC??

OMG Is this PROOF of BIGFOOT in NYC???
Considaring that theirs only 1 feetprint, U gotta figure his stride must B like PRITTY LONG YO!
My best gesstim8 rite now is that he's probly like
ELEVENTY FEAT TALL yo OMG!
 Abuv: Close up of feetprint
 Abuv: That same feetprint agen
 ABUV: Now this part is dubble-extra mocha shockering yo!
Furthar down tha SAME BLOCK, just as we was axing each othar "Wear culd Bigfoot like LIVE around hear?" we spotted this like OTHAR Bigfoot feetprint OMG!
But tha most shockering fact of ALL????
 OMG That feetprint leeds str8 2 a like BORDED UP ABANDUNT BILDING OMG!
OMG How culd Bigfoot get past tha like woodan chaned-up door yo?
All we can figure is that he musta used his like ALIAN POWARS & like u know mind-melded rite thru tha doorwhey yo Hooray!
OMG we luv u Bigfoot!
Injoy ur stay in NYC! XOXOXOXOXOXO


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Snow Day in NYC yo omg

We keep tryina take pix in tha snow but than it turns rainery or wen it loox snowery, it duznt come out in tha pix yo! OMG we'll like keep tryin tho LOL #SnowDay

Sunday, November 24, 2013

OMG Freezering our buns off goin 2 church yo omg

OMG Its so freezering out 2day yo but u cant tell it in this pic becuz weR such prafesshenels OMG.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Butiful Sunrize in NYC Yay!

It was a butiful sunrize in NYC this AM yo OMG Yay!
Me & Deb took tha mrning 2 ourselfs & walkd around Manhatten freezering 2gethar #FUN

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Neon Glowery Hallawean Party OMG



OMG LOVERS We went 2 sum BADASS partys on Hallawean yo OMG!
Including this like badassneon glowery party yo OMG!

Friday, November 1, 2013

Happy Hallawean 2013 OMG Yay!

OMG so we went 2 theze partys last nite?
But like I went as Deb & Deb went as MOI yo!
Chekit out! Thay had tha like ESB in orenge 4 Hallawean AWWW!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

OMG My WFMU stickerers OMG yo!!

OMG Chekitout yo OMG!
I got rewarded my own WFMU stickerers 2day wilst shooting
my next Mayor vid OMG Yay!
OMG lookit, thay got a BANANA STICKERER
in honor of Lou Reed dying awww! #SoSad
I got theze stickerers cuz we don8ed 2 tha Kurt Gottschalk show on WFMU Yay!

Yay Happity Sunday Yay!

OMG Lovers Happity Sunday!!
XOXOXOXOXOXO

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Redixcoverd Howerd tha Duck innervu frm 1976 OMG!


OMG LOVERS! Im like NOT tha 1st cartune charactar 2 run 4 offise-- NO WHEY! Lookit this badass old innervu I found from 1976 wen tha reel originel Howerd tha Duck ran 4 Prezadent Yay! NOTE: HTD is copyrite Marble Comiks ect ect blah blah

THE SKEPTICAL COMIXFAN Issue #15, May 1976 issue, mimeographed/stapled

Interview with Presidential Candidate Howard the Duck
by Litta Rall

It's only May, yet everyone is already talking about the upcoming election. Will America ask for four more years of, well four ADDITIONAL years of Gerald Ford? Or will the Democrats reverse their recent downward trend and present the electorate with a genuine alternative? Suddenly in the midst of this milieu arises a new candidate who calls himself Howard the Duck. What makes Howard different from Mr. Ford and the Democrats is that he admits he is a cartoon character. We sent Mr. The Duck a list of questions in the mail care of Marvel Comics, and got the (typed) replies printed below 15 days later in the self-addressed stamped envelope we enclosed.

Without further ado, here is The Skeptical Comixfan's EXCLUSIVE interview with Presidentialcandidate Howard the Duck.

THE SKEPTICAL COMIXFAN:
Mr. The Duck, who are you REALLY?

HOWARD THE DUCK:
I'm Howard. I'm a duck from outer space.

TSC:

Are you Val Mayerik? Is Val Mayerik a girl or a guy? If she's a girl, is she hot?

HTD:

I'm not a person, I'm a cartoon character.

TSC:
Are you Steve Gerber the writer? If you are, can you get me Stan Lee's autograph?

HTD:

?? I'm a cartoon character. I'm running for President in the media to raise awareness of my comic book.

TSC:

Your campaign button was drawn by the famous cartoonist Berni Wrightson.
Are you really Bernie Wrightson?

HTD:

What??

TSC:
By allowing Berni Wrightson to sign his drawing of you, you're putting his name on your campaign button. Is this a sly way of letting us know you're really Berni Wrightson?

HTD:

This is the second Berni Wrightson question I have no answer for.

TSC:

Don't you think it's misleading to put Berni Wrightson's name on your campaign button?
If you get elected and Berni Wrightson doesn't become President, don't you think people will freak out?

HTD:
(No response)

TSC:
It really freaks me out that you led us all to believe that you're either Berni Wrightson or that hot chick Val Mayerik when you're probably not either one. Are you doing this for some creepy sexually perverted reason?

HTD:

No, I'm doing it to impress Val so she'll date me.

TSC:
Speaking of hot chicks, you date that cute redhead Beverly in your comic book.
Who is she REALLY?

HTD:
(No response)

We asked 29 more questions, but these were the only answers received.
WHY would a Presidential candidate hold back so much when being asked such straightforward questions? WHAT does Mr. The Duck have to hide?
I know I,for one, will NOT be voting for "him," as who knows if it's even a "him" after all?
I thought male ducks were DARK with rings around their neck.
As a serious journalist, the whole entire thing makes me feel incredibly uneasy.
When going to the polls in November, we don't ask that you vote for any particular candidate, but we DO ask that you PLEASE vote for a human being.

Thank you and have a skeptical day.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Tha Lite of tha World yo

"The Truth is the Light
The Light is the Way
The less folks know
The more they have to say"

http://youtu.be/t-ne_H5HL88?t=1m6s
"I light a candle & I Pray the Lord will bless you"
evan thoze of u who like didnt sneaze Yay! XOXOXO